15 great excuses 2

At work
Once you have laid out the embroidery under the desktop, how - this is misfortune! - the chief enters. He caught you at needlework for the third time, so say that:
6. Embroidery improves the interaction of hands and eyes, it trains patience, and also helps not to lose sight of the details. Let him call it continuing education in the workplace.
7. I embroider instead of a smoke break, which positively affects my health.
8. Embroidery of this picture stimulates my creative side, making me an employee with a broad outlook.
9. This lesson calms the nerves, so by the end of the day I will not yell at customers, employees and management.
At home
My husband found checks from a needlework store ... and an Internet bill that you used to communicate with your hobby colleagues ... What can I say to him this time?