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Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:01

Why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:02

Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:02

Making mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:03

I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:03

What did the bread say to the baker? You knead me

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:04

When does bread go bad? When you yeast expect it

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:05

I got rid of my vacuum cleaner, it was just collecting dust.

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:06

How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:06

Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce

Marissarose · Post time 2024-8-24 12:07

What do you call fake noodles? Impastas

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